Mom, no application needed

Luckily for me I didn't have to "apply" to become a stay at home mom. I know the pilot wouldn't have hired me based on my resume.
Do I cook? nope
Do I clean? nope
Am I goal oriented? nope
Can I garden or plant? nope
Good at crafts? nope
So lets break this down, its not that I don't cook I'd just prefer to eat something somebody else cooked. Last night d-boy and I feasted on ramen noodles. Cleaning, its not that I can't, but its usually half-assed. Our house stays clean with the rumba the pilot purchased and there is only 3 of us. I have to mention I paid the pilot one time $20 to clean my bathroom. Ironic since its "our" money :-) Goal-oriented, well my latest goals were to get out of bed before 9 am and exercise. One day I woke up at 8:45 am, ran 3 miles and I made lemon bars. Decided I needed at least 2 days to recover. Garden or plant, on this one I'm going to blame my parents. Our punishment growing up was to pull weeds. I'm not a fan of working in the yard in any capacity. I mowed the lawn once last year and I took pictures so I could brag to all my friends. Crafts makes me crazy, I swear when I walk into a craft store I immediately can't breathe, the hives start and I feel the walls closing in around me. I started a quilting and drinking night with a friend last year. Let's just say the quilt is unfinished and I learned alot about different beers I enjoy.
My only qualification is I make my family laugh. And d-boy tells me I'm his favorite mommy. Thank goodness I'm his only one.
The weekend is upon us and this mommy doesn't work on the weekends, soooo I will "see" you guys first thing Monday morning. After 9 am of course.....