Costumes

Yesterday we went on a search for a Black Widow costume at all the local halloween costume shops. I'm not sure why but every year when I look for any costume my selection is very much like the picture I've attached. Even when I look online, type women's halloween costumes and this is what you get. I feel like men are the ones mass producing these costumes. I didn't type stripper costumes, I typed women's costumes. We found an Avengers black widow costume that I did try on. Well looks like I'm no longer going to be her for halloween. The pilot thought the costume fit but there was no way I was going in public with the costume on. I quickly decided I had to do something else.
The pilot was in the Navy for 6 years, he left in 1999. Last night he found his dress blues and they still fit! I can assure you nothing I have from 1999 would fit me. We came up with a great companion costume I can wear to match him. I'm very excited and when it gets closer to halloween I will share. I bought my costume on ebay last night and it actually reaches my knees. It obviously was not made for halloween. Last weekend I put a hulk costume on the dog. He may have to join my little Captain America. I'm not usually one of "those" people who dress up their dog but its only for one day. Especially since D-boy is a little disappointed that his mommy won't be part of the Avengers. He is too young to understand this mommy isn't going to wear a skin tight costume any time soon....