Kids

If you have children this post will totally make sense, if not I'm going to apologize right now. Kids can be cute, cuddly, sweet, crazy, frustrating and just plain gross. Tonight as I'm telling my son to take a shower, I see a small little pebble on the floor. I'm assuming its a rock from his shoe. So I take a closer look after I've picked it up and guess what?? Its poop, YUCK. I immediately throw it in the toilet and wash my hands for 30 minutes. When I ask my son if he pooped his pants and tell him what I've found, his response is "I was looking for that". Really, because you lost it recently and was hoping you'd find it before your mommy or daddy did to hide the evidence. Or, does he have a collection that I don't know about.
When he was younger, picking his nose was an issue. I was determined to be the one parent who could get my child not to do this activity. I also thought that only little boys pick their noses. Well I was wrong, the little girls in his preschool were all doing it too. It is not attractive and I just don't know where to look when I see another kid doing it, I'm not their parent but I really want to tell them to stop.
Their is such a long list of things you do as a parent that you thought you'd never do. Or that you'd be able to stomach. I'll spare you that list but if you are a parent you will totally understand. And if you're not, now you've got lots to look forward to :-).....