Where was it?

Sunday morning as I was ironing my dress, my puppy decided to chew something of mine. When I walked in my room I saw that he was chewing on my over-priced Victoria Secret bra. At least I know he has good taste. I wasn't incredibly upset by any means, but he had been doing so well not chewing on our stuff. He likes shoelaces and occasionally will grab one of D-boy's toys. Since I was a little bummed I decided to send a text to the pilot. I simply said the puppy ate one of my bras, awesome. His response was "Where was it?" I knew exactly what he meant and I'm not sure why he even asked the question. He should've just said "Jody, if your bra was on the floor it is your fault the dog chewed your $45 bra". I should've known to send the text to one of my girlfriends, because they would have the response I was looking for, something like "That really sucks but now you get to go to Victoria Secret and shop for a new bra". The very next day I received a coupon in my email for $15 off of 2 bras, so I guess it was time for me to get some new ones. Also I'm waiting to send that text that says "The dog ate your shoe" and when he asks me where was the shoe, I will simply reply "It was on the floor".....